"A Harvard Professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game -- count the number of times the ball was passed."
"Yeah, groundbreaking."
"During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterwards, the professor asked his students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, 'What gorilla?'"
"That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it."
-- Gil Grissom and Jim Brass (And Then There Were None)
"I didn't shoot him."
"You didn't poison him, either. All these bad things just happen to you."
-- Claudia Gideon and Jim Brass (Organ Grinder)
"Well, there's only two reasons a woman shoots a man. She either loves him or hates him."
"Or both."
-- Jim Brass and Catherine Willows (Organ Grinder)
"You just don't get it, do you?"
"No, I don't. I mean, I don't know. I care about a woman, I put her picture in a frame. Maybe put it on my desk but to tear it up and throw it in the garbage with old cole slaw that just doesn't say 'love' to me."
-- Frank McBride and Jim Brass (The Hunger Artist)
"How does somebody get into your club with a gun?"
"Don't ask me; ask the metal detector. It's supposed to work."
-- Jim Brass and Manny Brazil (Viva Las Vegas)

